BUS WANKERS!!!!

So, you’re driving along a hot summer afternoon when you pass a bus stop. At this bus stop, you see three people. The first person is your best friend, with whom you would trust anything. Next to him is a smoking hot babe, with massive tits and a nice bum. And finally, next to her is a guy who was just stabbed and is writhing on the floor in agony. So, my question to you is, what you gonna do?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I’ll tell you later……….

Anyhoo, look! I remembered this week. Hooray!!!! And I thought since I remembered, I would share something with you guys. I’ll whisper it to you, come closer….closer….nearly there…..almost……..*FACE PALM*- see now what did you learn, don’t trust with things like this. Ok ok, I’m sorry.....

But look other there, I have followers, YAY! And plus I even started a craze of people to start writing their own blogs too. The only problem is the bastards are doing it better than me. Aaah well, at least I’ll be able to tell them this……oh you don’t know? I’ll tell you now…….it’s *FACE PALM* oh dear, I got you again. I’m not doing so well on this whole trust thing am I? Anyhoo, I strongly advise you read this guys blog (http://gluzzbung.blogspot.com/) because he is a really good writer and he paid me in pasta for me to advertise his blog………

Maybe I should actually talk about something before you go look at his thing. HEY GUYS, COME BACK AND FINISH READING MY BLOG FIRST! Anyhoo, I think this whole thing with Ryan Giggs is just hilarious because he cheated on his wife, and he is the one getting pissed off. But what I think is funnier is that John Hemming, an MP in the “pussy” party (Lib Dem), had the balls to say “Ryan Giggs is a naughty naughty man” and has managed to put the media into a kafuffle. Now, I actually haven’t decided whose side I’m on. This is because although Ryan got a super injunction, the knob head shouldn’t have cheated in the first place. So really, if he loses the big match due to he personal issues, it’s his own fault. That being said, that sneaky Hemming didn’t help anything and he didn’t really have to bugger anything up. But aaaaah well, life goes on  

Anyhoo, I’ll tell you about the riddle  now. It’s actually pretty simple. What you do is give the car to you friend so he can drive the guy to the hospital. And that leaves you with the hot chick at the bus stop, meaning you are free to put the move on her. Only half way through writing the riddle did I realise how sexist it is………..meh, it works if your male or a lesbian so I’m happy.....................................what?