BUS WANKERS!!!!

So, you’re driving along a hot summer afternoon when you pass a bus stop. At this bus stop, you see three people. The first person is your best friend, with whom you would trust anything. Next to him is a smoking hot babe, with massive tits and a nice bum. And finally, next to her is a guy who was just stabbed and is writhing on the floor in agony. So, my question to you is, what you gonna do?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I’ll tell you later……….

Anyhoo, look! I remembered this week. Hooray!!!! And I thought since I remembered, I would share something with you guys. I’ll whisper it to you, come closer….closer….nearly there…..almost……..*FACE PALM*- see now what did you learn, don’t trust with things like this. Ok ok, I’m sorry.....

But look other there, I have followers, YAY! And plus I even started a craze of people to start writing their own blogs too. The only problem is the bastards are doing it better than me. Aaah well, at least I’ll be able to tell them this……oh you don’t know? I’ll tell you now…….it’s *FACE PALM* oh dear, I got you again. I’m not doing so well on this whole trust thing am I? Anyhoo, I strongly advise you read this guys blog (http://gluzzbung.blogspot.com/) because he is a really good writer and he paid me in pasta for me to advertise his blog………

Maybe I should actually talk about something before you go look at his thing. HEY GUYS, COME BACK AND FINISH READING MY BLOG FIRST! Anyhoo, I think this whole thing with Ryan Giggs is just hilarious because he cheated on his wife, and he is the one getting pissed off. But what I think is funnier is that John Hemming, an MP in the “pussy” party (Lib Dem), had the balls to say “Ryan Giggs is a naughty naughty man” and has managed to put the media into a kafuffle. Now, I actually haven’t decided whose side I’m on. This is because although Ryan got a super injunction, the knob head shouldn’t have cheated in the first place. So really, if he loses the big match due to he personal issues, it’s his own fault. That being said, that sneaky Hemming didn’t help anything and he didn’t really have to bugger anything up. But aaaaah well, life goes on  

Anyhoo, I’ll tell you about the riddle  now. It’s actually pretty simple. What you do is give the car to you friend so he can drive the guy to the hospital. And that leaves you with the hot chick at the bus stop, meaning you are free to put the move on her. Only half way through writing the riddle did I realise how sexist it is………..meh, it works if your male or a lesbian so I’m happy.....................................what?

OOPS......

ok ok, so maybe I don't know how to differentiate between a week and a fort-night (if thats how it's spelt) and maybe I was meant to post a blog last week but I was er...........ill. <cough>fakey fake fake<cough>. but anyway........................hey, how u been, good? yeah same..............I can't help but think that this conversation is one sided :(. Fine then, i'm gonna have a good old rant then, no no, i've made up my mind.

I promised missed you last time we spoke that i wouldn't talk about politics, so now i can't talk about Bin Laden <cough>Bearded Wanker<cough> so now i have to talk 'bout sommin else...hehehehehe textisms. Anyhoos,  being the amazingly sexy fifteen year old I am, i get to do all of the amazing tests that make school amazingly fun for me................amazing. I can't really be asked to talk about the actual test because it was boring as FUCK, but I did giggle at all of the responses on facebook saying "oh i flopped" and "i'm getting a C". When really, they were the ones sleeping witht the football team instead of revising what buddhas pet dog was. Just saying, if your expecting to fail then maybe expect to be pissed off with yourself...........and also expect a baby who is amazing at football. However, I cannot really speak because i didnt revise at all for this test either, NO I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH A MEMBER OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM, HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT-  sorry i forgot i couldn't hear what you were saying. But i dont generally see why people need to advertise their stupidity, it just seems a bit self obsessed and attention seeking, 'cos half the comments say "awww you k?" and "inbox?". If i said that i lost my head from trying to smell a sharks arse through his mouth, would i get the sympathy of the facebook community, or would people slap me and call me the idiot that i was. Because these two scenarios arn't very different (hmmm). Im just saying......

anyhoo.....ummm, I'm not sure what to end this one with................ Meh, i'll try to write a blog next week, bye :)

It Has Begun!

Hello, and welcome to the first instalment of what i am calling SKEGGSIE WEEKLY, which is basically gonna be rambling on about whatever i feel like rambling on about at that precise moment. this could be anything from what X-box game i've been playing lately ('cos X-box is better than PS3, just saying) or what interesting thing has interested me recently. so i thought i'd start of with a stern topic that would either leave me finding myself with a lot of people reading this or me looking like a total twat. Yes, you guessed it, Politics. one interesting thing i find about politics which have nothing to do with politics are people who decide not to vote. They say, and i quote, "i'm not gonna vote when i'm older, it's all a bunch of shit". This always makes me laugh because they are so pretentious and stupid and proud, that instead of saying "i dont understand it", it's suddenly a lot cooler to say "i don't want to understand it". So then, when i call them out on it and say "you're full of shit learn politics before you comment on it", the best retout they can come up with is "................your face is full of shit". Now I dont want to sound snobby or anything, but i just feel that you learn about something before you have a go at it. To be honest, i know fuck all when it comes to politics, however it interests me because the basic foundation of our economy is built up from us, the voters, having an opinion and being abl to choose a party to run our country. And it's just funny how non of the future voters are planning to vote because they want to seem cool, and politically stupid.

Now only being just a 15 year old, i'm still at school, doing my GCSE's and my whole school hates Religious Studies. And i have to agree with them, that instead of learning shit like what brand of clothes jesus wore, we should be learning things that would help in a future society <cough> like politics <cough>........just saying :)

And finally, in my totally useless rambling, the whole thing about the price of universities going up is pissing everyone off, saying how Nick Clegg is a sell out and David Cameron is evil. However my plan for university, and i suggest that other people do the same, is to go to a local Uni, then you would save on living costs and leave university with a lower debt. My sister is against this plan and says that you wouldn't get any experience from living at home. Well fuck experience because experience on how to wash your underwear isn't going to help you when you're facing bankruptcy. So all i'm saying is that maybe focus on the DEGREE part of university rather than an EXPERIENCE. 

anyhoo that's it for one week. If you liked this then you can always come back for more, and i swear i'll do a much better subject :)